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  • Poster titled 'Poo Poo Guide' with illustrations of bathroom items on a light blue background.
  • Framed poster titled 'Poo Poo Guide' on a wooden floor with wicker baskets and a wooden shelf in the background.
  • Educational poster with illustrations of a banana and text on a light blue background
  • Framed 'Poo Poo Guide' poster with illustrations on a pink background
  • Framed poster titled 'Poo Poo Guide' with illustrations on a pink background
  • Framed poster titled 'Poo Poo Guide' with illustrations on a pink background

Poo Poo Guide Print

The Best Chart for Keeping Your Sh*t Together

Regular price $39.00
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The Poop Chart is your newest handy guide for staying regular and, well, keeping your sh*t together. This print is an illustrated Bristol Stool Guide. Think of it as the Mohs Scale of Hardness but for your poop. Complete with guides on how to achieve the perfect consistency, (lol ew) - this guide is a great gift for gastroenterologists in your life, or anyone who poops. 
Materials

We print our wares on the highest-quality substrates. Here's the rundown:

  • FSC certified papers
  • Durable 210gsm weight
  • Museum-quality printing
  • Non-toxic water-based inks
  • We also compost at home
Framing

We offer professional custom framing on most of our prints. These are handmade and available in multiple finishes.

NOTE: Custom frames are made-to-order and carry a slightly longer ship time. They are also considered custom (because they are) and are non-returnable.

Art Print FAQs

Frequently Asked Quips

  • Orders ship FREE when you spend $75. Otherwise, you can bite into our excellent flat-rate or expedited shipping rates. See more on our Shipping page.

  • We try and get most orders out to our lovely impatient customers within 2-3 days. The speed of delivery depends on the shipping option. You can get a glimpse of average transit times on our shipping page.

    Custom frames (so any print with a frame) are made-to-order just for you. These take our humans a bit longer to build and fulfill. On average this is 1-2 weeks. But don't worry, it's totally worth the wait.

  • Our prints ship with an IN-TACT guarantee. That means it arrives undamaged or we'll replace it!

    We pack our prints and custom frames well, but sometimes stuff 💩 happens. In this unlikely event, just follow the easy-peasy steps here.

  • Easy. We do them WITHOUT guff or humiliation. You've got 30 days to make a call. Please note that custom items (ahem, frames) are non-returnable.

    If you would like a return or exchange, just let our robot team know the problem and we'll make it right. Here's the link to the full return/exchange policy.

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    Non-toxic Inks

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    Carbon Offset